cool-critters:

Australian jewel spider (Austracantha minax)

The australian jewel spider occurs throughout most of Australia. They like to make their webs in shrubby woodlands in large communities of spiders with each individual web connected together into a miniature spider city. The bite of A. minax is only mildly painful, with a temporary local reaction.photo credits: Robert Whyte, Tumblingsky

likepenguinesinthedesert:

hellyeacreepyshit:

no….no…….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DUUUDE I screamed at my phone at this. FUCK THAT SHIT!!!


Keep messing with him then I’m glad he attacked. He ignored your ass twice.

likepenguinesinthedesert:

hellyeacreepyshit:

no….no…….AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DUUUDE I screamed at my phone at this. FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

Keep messing with him then I’m glad he attacked. He ignored your ass twice.

(via manzeus)

wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care

(via owls-love-tea)

kochokoi:

fuckin—mages:

NORMALLY I WOULDNT EVEN POST SOMETHING LIKE THIS BUT LIKE JUST WATCH THIS SPIDER ROBOT DANCE OK

You have no idea how much I want this! In fact a dancing, booty shaking spider is more of a necessity than a want.

(via queenbliss)

This may be how I manage to stay safe in spite of all the crazy situations I get myself into.  I have lots of good spider karma built up.

This may be how I manage to stay safe in spite of all the crazy situations I get myself into.  I have lots of good spider karma built up.

For all of you who keep insisting, “I can’t give up my pop/soda/diet coke/whatever.”

For all of you who keep insisting, “I can’t give up my pop/soda/diet coke/whatever.”

Adorable!

Adorable!