gambeasy:

well i for one am fucking shocked

shocking is right! Who would have guessed?

gambeasy:

well i for one am fucking shocked

shocking is right! Who would have guessed?

(via ms-tek)

ms-tek:

TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’ve reblogged this before but it needs to be on here again.

Any time I hear a man bitching about this, I know just how crappy he is in bed and make sure to warn my friends.

New rule

If you tell me the dimensions of your penis while on a date of any sort I will NEVER have sex with you. Ever. I don’t care what the hell they are. And, even if I do believe the accuracy if your measurements, that is not what is important to me when choosing a partner.

What the hell? Really?!?

Go away.

In fact the entire week has been a long one.  Don’t plan on going anywhere until Monday…

In fact the entire week has been a long one.  Don’t plan on going anywhere until Monday…