my latest dating tip

You might want to refrain from saying to your date, “You’re not real bright are you?”

On the other hand, if he truly isn’t all that bright, he may not even get that he is being insulted. Mine didn’t.

New rule

If you tell me the dimensions of your penis while on a date of any sort I will NEVER have sex with you. Ever. I don’t care what the hell they are. And, even if I do believe the accuracy if your measurements, that is not what is important to me when choosing a partner.

What the hell? Really?!?

Go away.

As if I didn’t already love Henry Rollins. *sigh*